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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?