If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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“If they kick off with ‘First of all,’ brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior”

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