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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

The lion canโ€™t keep living like this.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

โ€˜Another bombshell has entered the villa!โ€™ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

I donโ€™t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said โ€˜You can do mine next!โ€™ This used to be a real country.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Live now on Messenger:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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Iโ€™m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Just landed via Messenger:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Making waves on Messenger:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesnโ€™t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Trending via Twitch:

Iโ€™ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Making waves on Discord:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Playful quote about being a night owl and late-day energy, full of humor and wit.
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29 shares on YouTube this month:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now theyโ€™re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jetโ€ฆ” Shall I tell you more about myself?

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighborโ€™s house that no one likes.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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I donโ€™t understand people who forget to eat. Iโ€™m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Men who tell their woman sheโ€™s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Itโ€™s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has bookmarked:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ has viewed:

One day youโ€™re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

If your kids arenโ€™t drinking enough water, tell them itโ€™s bedtime.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Trending via LinkedIn:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Trending via WeChat:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wouldnโ€™t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Trending via Slack:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didnโ€™t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Just landed via Telegram:

Youโ€™re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Just shared via X:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Spotted on Messenger:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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