There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.