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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.