If you breakdance you buy dance. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you breakdance you buy dance. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom. Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance. Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions. Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.