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Looks like the Boomers finally cracked the secret code: the buyer’s club has an entrance fee called having cash!
79 Funny buy quotes
I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.
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Sounds like you’re one lace doily away from a time-traveling séance! 🕯️🕰️✨
I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.
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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
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Trying to finish a bottle of Worcestershire sauce is like playing a video game on expert level 🎮🕵️♂️🥫
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉
It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.
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This is why my bookshelf doubles as a witness protection program 📚😂🔍
I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.
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Isn't it magical how buying a replacement turns your house into a hide-and-seek champion's paradise? 🕵️♂️🎩✨
Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.
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When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸