I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.