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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.