Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKarma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon. There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices. If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special. Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it. Come on, karma, do your job.