I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Commentary:
"Oh, the audacity of not being invited to events we didn't want to go to in the first place! 🙄 It's a true paradox – the perfect blend of FOMO and relief! 😂 Who says you can't have your cake and not eat it too? 🍰 #SelectiveSocializing"