I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

I love being wrong, it's just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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“Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let’s throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓”

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