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Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles

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96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

71 shares on X this month:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Just landed via Messenger:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Self-cleaning conscience.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Just landed via Telegram:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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