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  • Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.
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  • A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
  • I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.
  • Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
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