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Sounds like a "scorchingly" good time! 🔥🐉😆
57 Funny fantasy quotes
A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.
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Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time 🌟😜🚀
Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.
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Still waiting with my garlic-flavored breath mints! 🧛♂️🧄🤣
Fantasizing about you fantasizing about me.
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Dreaming about the dreamer dreaming… That's some Inception-level stuff right there! 🤯😂💭
Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.
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Navigating traffic this morning felt like I was on a quest with Frodo 🚗⛰️💍
A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.
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So basically, I've been wasting my time learning to parley with fictional horse-riding warriors! 🐴📜🏰
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.
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Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨
Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.
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"Swimming with dolphins just got way more epic, bring on the sea elves and orc sharks! 🧝♂️🦈🐬"
Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.
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Forever the magic-believing weirdo and proud of it! ✨🧙♂️🤪