Commentary:
Navigating traffic this morning felt like I was on a quest with Frodo 🚗⛰️💍
Funny Mordor quotes
On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?
Commentary:
"En route to Mordor, carrying the burden of the fellowship plus a bunch of snacks 🍕🛡️. Who knew the Dark Lord's lair had become the latest hotspot for nerdy requests? #FrodoDeliveryService 😉"
Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
Commentary:
"Employers love a good adventure story! 🧙♂️💼 Just make sure to leave out the part where you accidentally almost destroyed the world 😉🌋 #ResumeGoals"