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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Commentary:
"Who needs an apple when you can have a garlic? 😂 Just make sure to keep the vampires at bay too! 🧛‍♂️ #ForgetTheAppleADay"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, daily, daily routine, day, doctor, food, garlic, health, humor, routine, wellness on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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