I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
