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93 Funny coffee quotes

Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! β˜•πŸ˜‚ From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! πŸ˜„

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025
I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her β€œcan I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her β€œcan I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025
Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025