Funny coffee quotes

Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! ☕😂 From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! 😄

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Funny Quotes August 30, 2024

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Funny Quotes August 20, 2024

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Funny Quotes August 13, 2024

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Funny Quotes July 30, 2024

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024