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92 Funny coffee quotes

Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! ☕😂 From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! 😄

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025