Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄" Related funny posts 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.