You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself. My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales. Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.