There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Commentary:
“Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It’s like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!”

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