Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still struggling with basic adulting skills? 🙈 Maybe they should start with making things 'adultproof' instead! 🤣 #AdultingWoes" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’. I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers. Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
