Christmas adverts: β€œEat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: β€œLook at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Commentary:
"Christmas adverts be like: πŸ—πŸŽ…πŸ₯‚ Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! πŸŽ„βœ¨ New year adverts: πŸ₯΄πŸ₯—πŸ’ͺ Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! πŸ€£πŸŽ‡"