I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called. The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
