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97 Funny dog quotes

Funny dog quotes celebrate the lovable and often hilarious antics of our furry friends! πŸΆπŸ˜‚ From goofy behaviors to charming quirks, these quotes capture the joy and humor that dogs bring into our lives. Enjoy a laugh as you reflect on the delightful world of canine companionship! πŸ˜„πŸΎ

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  • I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: Fido’s secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ ‘Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!’”

  • Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

    Commentary:
    😂 “So true! It’s like living with a furry surveillance buddy who’s always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍”

  • Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

    Commentary:
    “Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in ‘y’ 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode”

  • Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

    Commentary:
    Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

  • You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it’s from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

  • If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

    Commentary:
    Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat! 🐶💬 Next thing you know, you’ll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 🍖✌️ Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 😂🐾

  • I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks”

  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

    Commentary:
    “Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO’s of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!”

  • All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

    Commentary:
    🐶 “Our dogs see us as dedicated full-time playmates, always ready for a game of fetch or a belly rub. Meanwhile, our cats just assume we’re part of the ‘sleeping 18 hours a day’ club. Hey, at least we’re keeping them entertained with our unemployment shenanigans!” 😺 #FurBabyPerspectives

  • It was me, I let the dogs out.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, looks like we finally found out who was responsible for letting the dogs out! It wasn’t the cats, the birds, or even the squirrels – it was you all along! Let‘s hope they don’t hold a grudge for getting busted. Just remember, in the future, keep a closer leash on things before your furry friends start causing a canine commotion! 🐶🚪🔓

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