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90 Funny dog quotes

Funny dog quotes celebrate the lovable and often hilarious antics of our furry friends! 🐶😂 From goofy behaviors to charming quirks, these quotes capture the joy and humor that dogs bring into our lives. Enjoy a laugh as you reflect on the delightful world of canine companionship! 😄🐾

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025