Funny dog quotes

Funny dog quotes celebrate the lovable and often hilarious antics of our furry friends! 🐶😂 From goofy behaviors to charming quirks, these quotes capture the joy and humor that dogs bring into our lives. Enjoy a laugh as you reflect on the delightful world of canine companionship! 😄🐾

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Funny Quotes September 4, 2024

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Funny Quotes August 30, 2024

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Funny Quotes August 25, 2024

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Funny Quotes August 19, 2024

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Funny Quotes August 14, 2024