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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

“Canโ€™t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช has viewed:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Warning: This movie contains โ€œAdult Themesโ€ such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has viewed:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Going viral on X:

I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

Spotted on X:

Itโ€™s weird that Usher doesnโ€™t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Going viral on TikTok:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Making waves on TikTok:

Iโ€™m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Just once, Iโ€™d love to underthink a situation.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Just shared via Pinterest:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Humorous quote comparing hungry grocery shopping to drunken online shopping.
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75 shares on YouTube this month:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think Iโ€™m some dumb American who doesnโ€™t speak French and they are correct.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The problem with salad is, itโ€™s salad.

81 shares on X this month:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

โ€œAre you okay?โ€ No, itโ€™s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I hate when people ask me, โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I donโ€™t know.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like โ€œSlimelordโ€ and โ€œGlunkfather,โ€ based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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โ€œYou smell so good!โ€ Okay, so kiss me.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง has viewed:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

Canโ€™t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

The only squat Iโ€™m even considering doing today is diddly.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Going viral on Facebook:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Breaking via Instagram:

If I had a bf, Iโ€™d be a gf.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Just landed via TikTok:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Trending via Instagram:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Trending via Discord:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Spotted on Messenger:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Breaking via Messenger:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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