Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of 'Will I regret this later?' 😂 It's the online shopping equivalent of hitting 'Add to Cart' without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟" Related funny posts 🤝 I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.