The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory. Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat. The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber. The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.