The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is. I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
