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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.
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Inheritance goals: ensuring my kids never run out of "What was I even looking at?" moments. 🧑💻📑💻
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.
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When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.
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Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! 🧠🔮🤣
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
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Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.
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When your kids have better social skills but questionable taste in friends 😅🤦♂️👶
My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.
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Sounds like a game of "tag, you're it!" but with chores 😂🧹 #ParentingHacks
May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
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Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶