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Trying to outsmart the machine but still need it to do my email homework 🤖😂📬
1681 Funny irony quotes
Working in corporate is so funny. These people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world.
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Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane.
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Trying to charge me for job hunting on LinkedIn is like asking a fish to pay for water 😂💸 #JoblessPremium
I love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job. Now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
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Job searching is now a beautiful canvas of unemployment for all 😅🖼️🤷♂️
The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver, with all the victim complex of a pedestrian.
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Perfect blend of road royalty and footpath fantasy on two wheels! 🚴♂️👑🤦♀️
Unemployment will make you forget you’re even educated.
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When your degree starts collecting dust faster than your books 📚😅 #DegreeInHibernation
When I was a kid, I saw adults dating. Now I’m an adult, and I see kids dating… WTF!
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It seems like kids these days are getting their PhDs in "dating" while I'm still auditing Adulting 101! 🤷♀️📚🤣
God: “I created people to feed mosquitoes.”
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When mosquitoes invite you to dinner, they don't ask if you brought your own blood 😅🦟🍽️
The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.
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When you become everyone's favorite chat buddy the moment you press play 😂🎧💬
Why is there never an outbreak of something nice?
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Finally! Waiting for that chocolate outbreak—immunity ready 🍫😄