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  • Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs whitening strips when you’ve got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades”

  • Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

    Commentary:
    “Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you’re going to relax, but instead it’s just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯”

  • Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

    Commentary:
    “Living my best ‘mystery novel with a broken spine’ life! 📚🔍😆”

  • If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

    Commentary:
    “Guess it’s God’s way of saying, ‘Have fun while you’re at it!’ 😂🌟🍑”

  • Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

    Commentary:
    “When your wallet’s doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘‍♂️”

  • One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔”

  • To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a royal decree I can get behind… or rather, under the covers! 😂👑🛏️ #NobleNaps #RoyallyTuckedIn”

  • It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles”

  • The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

    Commentary:
    😂🔥 “When even the devil’s like, ‘Nah, I’m good,’ you know you’re special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini”

  • The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re trying to lead by example but everyone’s too busy watching cat videos instead. 🐱📱😆”

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