If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not. When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight. I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
