“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

"My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand." -Me, flirting.

Commentary:
“Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it’s time to start a ‘romantic glasses collection’ on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕”

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