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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Commentary:
"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged flirting, glasses, good, humor, line, me, nightstand, pickup, pickup line, reading, reading glasses, romance on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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