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“Rent be out here acting like it’s striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it’s time for a feedback session with your landlord?”
Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
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