Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWent to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.” The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
