I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.