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Humorous text about an earthworm dramatically protesting with dramatic lines.

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Commentary:
Looks like the earthworm took the phrase "cutting drama" a little too literally! 🪱😆 Seems like it wanted to audition for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy instead of being a humble gardener's assistant! #DramaticEarthworm

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, cut, drama, earthworm, front, gardening, humor, life, self-sacrifice, spade on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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