Half princess, half menace. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHalf princess, half menace. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety. When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor. Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.