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Funny, witty text about insomnia and internet obsession.

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distraction, humor, i, insomnia, internet, late, late night, night, people, sleep, technology on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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