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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! 🎄💥 Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… 😄 #HomeAloneVibes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged booby, case, children, home, i, leave, reasons, recommend, security, set on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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