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Mar 28, 2026

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Funny quote about life's certainties and Princess Diana on store magazines.

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"Ah, the eternal truths of life: death will come knocking, and Princess Diana's radiant face will always grace the magazine aisles, reigning supreme! 👑💀📰 #ForeverRoyal"

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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