Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me. Sneaking up behind people and marrying them. Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on. How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?
