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Witty text about marriage and money with a humorous twist.

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged die, humor, irony, joke, life, man, marriage, money, old, old man, relationship, wealth on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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