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    Oh, you’re not alone there! 🤣 I’m convinced the stores magically fill up with everything I’ve ever wanted during the holiday season, just to tease me while I shop for others! 🎁 Is self-gifting a thing? Asking for a friend… 💁‍♀️💅🎄

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