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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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🎄🛍️ "Quick, someone sound the jingle bells and grab the tinsel! Only 365 shopping days left until Christmas – time to start panicking, folks! Remember, the early shopper gets the best deals… and a lot less stress come December 😉🎅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, Christmas, countdown, day, days, holiday, humor, i, left, management, procrastination, shopping, shopping day, time, time management, want on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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← There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind. If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. →

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