Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes are the perfect way to add some laughter to the holiday season! 🎄😂 From holiday mishaps to playful takes on Christmas traditions, these quotes capture the joy and humor of the festive time. Get ready to chuckle and spread some cheer! 😄🎅

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024