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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.