97 Funny remember quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

  Commentary:
  That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgia of sick days: where you could time travel from bed straight to the school cafeteria! 🛌⏰🥪

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

  Commentary:
  Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

  Commentary:
  Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

  Commentary:
  Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

  Commentary:
  Embrace your inner legend with confidence! Reality is overrated! 😎✨📚

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