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Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀
148 Funny remember quotes
I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?
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As an amateur carpenter, I can confirm: beds are known to suffer from performance anxiety! 🛏️🔨😅
My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.
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Still trying to figure out why I’m standing in the garage singing Spice Girls songs at full volume. 🎤🕺🔧
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?
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Trying to remember phone numbers now feels like trying to download a huge app on a phone with zero storage space 😂📞📱
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!
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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?
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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping
My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?
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The struggle was real! Back in the day, we had to worry about one ringy dingy and not battery percentage! ☎️💸📞
If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.
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Domino's trying to sell pizza in Italy is like bringing sand to the beach 😂🍕🇮🇹
If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.
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When life gives you lemons, just pretend they're limes and make a margarita—no one will notice! 🍋🍹😎