147 funny remember quotes - Wordgag

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

May 30, 2026

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

May 30, 2026

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

May 30, 2026

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

May 30, 2026

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

May 30, 2026

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

May 30, 2026

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

May 30, 2026

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

May 30, 2026

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

May 30, 2026

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

May 30, 2026

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

May 29, 2026

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

May 29, 2026

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

May 29, 2026

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

May 29, 2026

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

May 29, 2026

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

May 29, 2026

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

May 29, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

May 29, 2026

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

May 29, 2026

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

May 29, 2026

I remember sex. That was cool.

May 29, 2026

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

May 29, 2026

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

May 28, 2026

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

May 28, 2026

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

May 28, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

May 28, 2026

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

May 28, 2026

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

May 28, 2026

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

May 28, 2026

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

May 28, 2026

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

May 28, 2026

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

May 28, 2026

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

May 28, 2026

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

May 28, 2026

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

May 28, 2026

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

May 28, 2026

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

May 28, 2026

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

May 28, 2026

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

May 28, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

May 27, 2026