147 funny remember quotes - Wordgag

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

May 23, 2026

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

May 23, 2026

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

May 23, 2026

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

May 23, 2026

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

May 23, 2026

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

May 23, 2026

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

May 23, 2026

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

May 23, 2026

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

May 23, 2026

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

May 23, 2026

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

May 23, 2026

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

May 23, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

May 23, 2026

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

May 23, 2026

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

May 23, 2026

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

May 23, 2026

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

May 23, 2026

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

May 22, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

May 22, 2026

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

May 22, 2026

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

May 22, 2026

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

May 22, 2026

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

May 22, 2026

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

May 22, 2026

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

May 22, 2026

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

May 22, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

May 22, 2026

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

May 21, 2026

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

May 21, 2026

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

May 21, 2026

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

May 21, 2026

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

May 21, 2026

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

May 21, 2026

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

May 21, 2026

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

May 21, 2026

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

May 21, 2026

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

May 21, 2026