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It's like we're all modern witches casting spells through the power of finger-tapping! 🧙♂️📱✨
87 Funny addiction quotes
Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”
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If my spirit animal was Wi-Fi, I'd be unstoppable! 📱😂
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?
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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture! 🥨😌🪑
I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.
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While we wait for "healthy" vape donuts to be a thing… 🍩🚬🤣
One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.
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Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪
I have an addiction to pattern recognition.
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Sounds like a dotty situation, but I'm seeing spots in joining you on it! 🤓🔍🎨
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
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That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!