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  • Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
  • People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
  • One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.
  • It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.
  • Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.
  • Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?