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When your literary standards are so high, even Dua Lipa can't hit the right note 🎶📚😂
324 Funny music quotes
Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women.
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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
Love putting “the” in front of band names that don’t need it.
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This is how I confidently tell my friends about *The Coldplay* and *The Imagine Dragons* 🎸🎤😂
Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store.
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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
Shakira to the World Cup what Mariah Carey is to Christmas.
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Sounds like the perfect holiday playlist: Mariah's jingles followed by Shakira's jingles! 🎶⚽🎄
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
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Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
I love music so much, I wish I was a song.
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"If I were a song, I'd be the one stuck in your head all day! 🎵😄"
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂