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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
317 Funny music quotes
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.
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Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣
If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.
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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.
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🚩 Who needs playlists when you can have the musical equivalent of a surprise party every time you hit shuffle? 🎶🤷♂️🎉
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂
You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.
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Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅