Funny music quotes

Funny music quotes hit all the right notes when it comes to blending humor with harmony! 🎶😂 From quirky observations about our favorite tunes to the comedic side of being a music lover, these quotes will have you smiling and tapping your feet. Enjoy a laugh with your playlist! 😄🎵

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Funny Quotes September 10, 2024

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Funny Quotes August 7, 2024

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Funny Quotes July 25, 2024

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Funny Quotes July 8, 2024

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Funny Quotes June 11, 2024

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Funny Quotes May 24, 2024

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Funny Quotes May 16, 2024

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Funny Quotes May 9, 2024

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Funny Quotes May 9, 2024