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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
321 Funny music quotes
Shakira to the World Cup what Mariah Carey is to Christmas.
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Sounds like the perfect holiday playlist: Mariah's jingles followed by Shakira's jingles! 🎶⚽🎄
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
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Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
I love music so much, I wish I was a song.
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"If I were a song, I'd be the one stuck in your head all day! 🎵😄"
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.
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Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣
If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.
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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.
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🚩 Who needs playlists when you can have the musical equivalent of a surprise party every time you hit shuffle? 🎶🤷♂️🎉